$EERYTHANGHe eatin' e'erythang 🍑🍔😳
A shy everyman’s cursed insatiable hunger devours food, furniture, and half the city in a raunchy race to save his soul and stop the feast.
A shy everyman’s cursed insatiable hunger devours food, furniture, and half the city in a raunchy race to save his soul and stop the feast.
Synopsis
Harold Vance is a timid 28-year-old line cook whose life flips when he bites into a mysterious late-night burger and discovers he can literally eat anything. What starts as devouring his fridge escalates to swallowing couches, cars, and eventually chunks of his own apartment building, turning suburban Ohio into an all-you-can-eat panic zone. His ex-girlfriend, a local reporter, and his stoner best friend team up to contain the carnage while Harold grapples with whether his hunger is a curse or the ultimate freedom. As authorities close in and copycat eaters emerge, Harold must decide if he’ll consume the world or finally learn to savor what’s left of himself.
The story
Mild-mannered Harold bites the cursed burger and discovers his power; minor chaos at work and home hints at bigger trouble.
Hunger spirals out of control; friends and cops pursue him across a devoured city while he battles celebrity, fear, and moral collapse.
Final showdown at a food festival where Harold chooses love over gluttony, reversing the curse and rebuilding his life with new restraint.
The cast
Timid line cook whose accidental superpower makes him the most wanted man in Ohio.
dream cast: Jonah Hill
Ambitious local news reporter who broke up with Harold but now risks everything to save him.
dream cast: Awkwafina
Harold’s weed-dealing best friend who turns the crisis into the ultimate viral stunt.
dream cast: Pete Davidson
No-nonsense cop obsessed with stopping the ‘Eating Man’ before the city disappears.
dream cast: Idris Elba
Celebrity chef who wants to weaponize Harold’s gift for his own empire.
dream cast: Oscar Isaac
Dream crew
in the style of Taika Waititi - irreverent heartfelt absurdity
in the style of Seth Rogen - expert raunchy everyman comedy
in the style of Ludwig Göransson - propulsive eclectic energy
Cold open
INT. GREASY SPOON DINER - NIGHT Fluorescent lights buzz. HAROLD VANCE, 28, hoodie and ketchup stains, sits alone with a half-eaten burger. He takes another bite. His eyes widen. HAROLD Whoa. This… tastes like everything. He keeps eating. The bun. The plate. The metal napkin dispenser. CRUNCH. A nearby COUPLE stares, horrified. WOMAN Is he—? MAN Call someone. Harold swallows a fork, stands, and eyes the jukebox. He licks his lips. HAROLD I’m still hungry. He lunges. The jukebox disappears into his mouth in one impossible gulp. Alarms blare. Patrons scream. Harold smiles, cheeks bulging, and kicks open the door into the night.
Why now
In a culture drowning in endless content, fast food, and performative excess, this film turns our collective overconsumption into a literal, hilarious monster that forces us to confront what we’re really devouring.
Yours to lead the raise on — you keep 99%, and bMovies holds 1% of every token (our cut for minting it and running the platform).
Sign in as @fussypastor to claim itClaim with the X account that posted the tweet. Then the whole package above is yours to edit.
Tokenise it — on your chain
Connect your own wallet and mint $EERYTHANG on the chain you want — no bMovies account needed. You keep 99%. bMovies takes a 1% listing fee in tokens to list it on the platform.
Claim this pitch with the X account that posted the tweet, edit anything, and lead the raise. bMovies just takes a 1% tokenising fee.
Claim as @fussypastor